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Entra un vasco en una ferreteria y dice: - Quiero una motosierra que sea capaz de cortar 1.000 arboles cada dia. Le venden la mejor que tienen, garantizandole que corta 1.000 y mas. Pero al dia siguiente vuelve el vasco muy enfadado increpa al dependiente: - Oiga, ? no le dije, pues, que tenia que cortar 1.000 arboles por lo menos ?. Esta motosierra solo corta 890. El dependiente la coge extranado, tira del arranque y cuando se pone en marcha oye al vasco que exclama: Anda ! - ? Y ese ruido ?

Que hacen 18 mujeres en un prado verde? Un campo de golf.

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Black Mountain Shadows residents fear noise, traffic - AZ Central.com


Black Mountain Shadows residents fear noise, traffic
AZ Central.com
Mayor Vincent Francia said he opposed the rezoning of the property because Thorstenson wasn't specific about what he wanted to do with it. ...


Tiffany Thornton: I've Got Rhythm - Just Jared Jr.


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Tiffany Thornton: I've Got Rhythm
Just Jared Jr.
The 23-year-old actress dished to ClevverTV that she was headed over to see gal pal Francia Raisa perform the next night and opened up about her rhythmic ...


Goldman Sachs (NYSE: GS) Says Crude Oil Prices to Rise - American Banking News


Goldman Sachs (NYSE: GS) Says Crude Oil Prices to Rise
American Banking News
In March 2010, the Company's subsidiaries sold the La Francia mine and related infrastructure assets, including Concession 5160, and Adromi Capital Corp., ...

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Savvy and Mandy - Words Music Video - Clevver TV


Savvy and Mandy - Words Music Video
Clevver TV
... Stars - Savvy & Mandy's new music video "Words" The video also stars from "The Secret Life of the American Teenager" Allen Evangelista & Francia Raisa.


MCIAA chair leaves severance pay issue to Ombudsman - Cebu Daily News


MCIAA chair leaves severance pay issue to Ombudsman
Cebu Daily News
But MCIAA General manager Danilo Francia said the severance pay given to Roa does not need an investigation since it's legality was proven through a ...


Goldman Sachs (NYSE: GS) Cuts Operating Expenses by 15.5% - American Banking News


Goldman Sachs (NYSE: GS) Cuts Operating Expenses by 15.5%
American Banking News
In March 2010, the Company's subsidiaries sold the La Francia mine and related infrastructure assets, including Concession 5160, and Adromi Capital Corp., ...

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Walters Returns for "Mass Effect: Evolution" - Comic Book Resources


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Walters Returns for "Mass Effect: Evolution"
Comic Book Resources
I find it's a very tight group of us, the editor, John Jackson Miller, and of course Omar [Francia]. Just a very small group working together. ...
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More bonuses paid by MCIAA - Philippine Star


More bonuses paid by MCIAA
Philippine Star
Pilapil said unlike Francia, the 10 other members of the board are not organic personnel of the airport and should not be entitled to the CNA bonus, ...


Celebs Tweet Their Shock Over LeBron James' Miami Pick - Just So You Know


Celebs Tweet Their Shock Over LeBron James' Miami Pick
Just So You Know
The Secret Life of the American Teenager's Francia Raisa posted a similar message, "Wow lebron wow!! Miami... Wow!" Later she clarified that wasn't a diss ...

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History by a non-historian - Manila Bulletin


History by a non-historian
Manila Bulletin
Luis Francia seeks to change how young Filipinos view their country's history with 'A History of the Philippines: From Indios Bravos to ...


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